Random Doompa
Anonymous asked: omfg @ tumblrtreats(.)com there goes the rest of my day lol
what the hell
When you hear “In the arms of an angel”…
The awkward moment when you and your parents are watching a movie and a sex scene comes up…
Parents, staring neutral at the TV
You, looking everywhere but at the TV not to show any type of interest
(via sodamnrelatable)
The Incredible Hulk throws a bear… you just can’t see quality shit like that on TV anymore
(via laugh-addict)
The difference between bees and wasps.
- Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
- Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
